Luke: @ArianaGrande Follow me? I'm older than Jai in case you're wondering ;)
Jai: umm, fuck off?
Luke: Kid, you're still a baby, what are you, two minutes younger than me? Watch your mouth and it's past your bedtime
Luke: You know when someone writes the letter 'k' with a dot after it, they have clearly been annihilated in an argument
Jai: nah when someone wirtes 'k.' it means they clearly dont give a shit
Luke: Or it means they clearly have NO IDEA WHAT TO FKN SAY, why comment in the first place if you didn't care? hmmm ..
Jai: actually no it means I DONT GIVE A FUCK. why dont you reply to fans instead of writing to me
Luke: Ohk if you want to get REAL technical, k actually stands for potassium. Hey, you should listen to your own words ;) ily brother
Jai: well done, you know how to use google. congrats. and i do reply to fans...
Luke: Ohk you don't have to cry about it, I know you're 2 mins younger than me and all but c'mon, you don't have to tell mother on me
Jai: atleast my father didnt leave me
Luke: At least my father didn't write c*nt on my forehead
Jai: atleast i have a father to write such a word on my forehead
Luke: At least mum planned to have me... but then you came out 2 mins later and shes like..wtf..another one? Am I being punk'd?
Jai: atleast my father loves me
Luke: I'm really sorry for stealing all your sausage in the womb...how embarrassing for you!
Jai: mt schlong is as big as my fathers... just sayin
Luke: Isn't that why mum left dad because he has a tiny penis?
Jai: bigger than yours, thats when you fold it in half
Luke: Omg so cool, can't comeback with own comebacks so he uses jokes from The Hot Chick... Please...
Jai: you want my comeback, its on your mums chin
Luke: You're sick. Freak. Get some help.
Jai: you are right, i am sick. been sick for 2 weeks now :( your mum was good last night
Luke: Oh so that's why she woke up with a cold this morning...
Jai: well done Einstein. gave her a good pounding
Luke: Oh shit this convo isn't even private...I forgot that we have 200,000 followers
Jai: dont worry ill tell your mum all about it tonight
Luke: I love you Jai <3 You're my lil baby brother and I need to look out for you
Jai: i have a father for that
Luke: Everything you say just makes me love you more and more!
Jai: luv u 2 bro <3 you complete me
Luke: You put the J in Jai..
Jai: you put the loo in luke
Luke: You put the penis in the bumhole
Jai: only in yours <3
Luke: aww that's so cute! I nearly like you more than I love my pet ant
Jai: by ant, are you referring to your dick?
Luke: Yes I am, my little ant ;) When I met you my heart went knock knock, then the dogs started barking because they heard knocking
Jai: wait istn ant the nickname you give to your dick when you have a boner? shut those dogs up, im trying to refrigerator
Luke: Jai remember the time I caught you watching porn in the shower
Jai: yeh good times , i was watching your mum
Luke: Atleast this fandom is now aware of which one is the sick minded one
Jai: atleast this fandom is well aware of which one has a tiny dick
Luke: Why bring skip into this?
Jai: me and skip have shared many special nights together, hes got a big one. i am talking about you, remember, ant?
Mega awkward moment if Ariana read all of that ... ummm... ah well no regrets, look what we got out of it